So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt