It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'