It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'