I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.