I think my fart just growled at me.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
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