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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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