i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm jealous of your bromance
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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