she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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