I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
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Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
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1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
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no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing