So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.