I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy