It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it