The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.