Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant