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  She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.

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  Come find me please? Im in a ditch.

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  That doesn't help me much...

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  I'm right under the moon!

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  Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.

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  I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.

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  People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky

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  I don`t remember Saturday, actually

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  Its ok, i dont remember 2007

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  Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.

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  I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...

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  the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.

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  Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...

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  The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am

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  I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex

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  i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.

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  please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.

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  Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.

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