Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?