I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.