I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.