Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying