is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car