all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
that's an acceptable place to lick
where am i from again