His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.