That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.