My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
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if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.