No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.