She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this