I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.