ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels