Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day