I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us