She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....