I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?