she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?