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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
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