So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.