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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.

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You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...

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(972): So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you. (281): You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it... http://tfl.nu/s196

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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101

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(972): My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101 http://tfl.nu/qihv

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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....

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(972): Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories.... http://tfl.nu/damv

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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard

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OHHH and there was a Batman too.

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(972): The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard (972): OHHH and there was a Batman too. http://tfl.nu/jx09

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I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.

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I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.

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(214): I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had. (972): I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes. http://tfl.nu/y4qf

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He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.

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(972): He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me. http://tfl.nu/b757

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Nothing says love like couples STD testing

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Nothing says breakup like the results

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(214): Nothing says love like couples STD testing (972): Nothing says breakup like the results http://tfl.nu/3283

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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.

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(972): I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards. http://tfl.nu/fq92

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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?

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(972): I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda? http://tfl.nu/bxk9

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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.

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(972): It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night. http://tfl.nu/xja7

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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.

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(972): Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday. http://tfl.nu/3qlk

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She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.

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(972): She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur. http://tfl.nu/j1y3

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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.

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(972): He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex. http://tfl.nu/pe6j

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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.

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(972): I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy. http://tfl.nu/nung

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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.

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(972): I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break. http://tfl.nu/fgur

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