I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.