don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!