if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
...so i touched it.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist