Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.