You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be