Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Canadian or clown?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.