This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.