Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy