I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.