Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.