Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.