Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory