Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Dating After Heartbreak
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
I met the friendliest cop last night
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
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