She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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