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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up

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(562): Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up http://tfl.nu/thrv

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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?

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(562): How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std? http://tfl.nu/ee21

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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.

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(562): she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight. http://tfl.nu/mepj

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We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign

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You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo

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(650): We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign (562): You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo http://tfl.nu/9pp5

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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck

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(562): about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck http://tfl.nu/779f

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I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.

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(562): I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial. http://tfl.nu/180u

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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009

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(562): biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009 http://tfl.nu/05kt

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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...

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(562): he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out... http://tfl.nu/eghd

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tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will

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and a girl gets the red ring of death every month

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(562): tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will (714): and a girl gets the red ring of death every month http://tfl.nu/ybz8

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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!

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(562): CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?! http://tfl.nu/fpdj

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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.

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(562): Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty. http://tfl.nu/kgia

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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are

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(562): ...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are http://tfl.nu/3209

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Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop

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(562): Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop http://tfl.nu/vzd0

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that was a gay-test. you passed.

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with flying rainbow colors i hope!

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(562): that was a gay-test. you passed. (1-562): with flying rainbow colors i hope! http://tfl.nu/yxlu

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trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"

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(562): trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander" http://tfl.nu/pjq1

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