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  I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.

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  There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.

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  Did you cry?

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  I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though

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  Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation

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  Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.

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  My dick looks like crazy bread

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  pics are now mandatory

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  i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr

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  truly a win in your book

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  A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me

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  its gonna be a great night

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  I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.

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  You are both horrible and amazing

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  Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"

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  strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor

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  you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny

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  speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about

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  How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?

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  I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.

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  It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink

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  Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary

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