This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.