I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend