Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing