Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?