Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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