Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Pooping to opera.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried