Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"