not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?